Her Hillaryness Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.' - Jay Leno 'Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York . When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible.  You know, the one with only seven commandments.' -David Letterman Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said s...

Her Hillaryness Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.' - Jay Leno 'Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York . When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible.  You know, the one with only seven commandments.' -David Letterman Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said s...

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately. So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and ...

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately. So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and ...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist a...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist a...

So I have to share my embarassing moments? It was the summer after my first year in college. One night my nose started bleeding and we couldn't get it to stop (no physical play at fault). We were just about to go to the ER and figure out what was going on. When my sis-in-law just got off the phone with her mom with a potential solution. She took a paper towel and ran it under cold water and then we placed it under my upper lip and I was instructed to squeeze. Well, it worked. Yes I kn...

So I have to share my embarassing moments? It was the summer after my first year in college. One night my nose started bleeding and we couldn't get it to stop (no physical play at fault). We were just about to go to the ER and figure out what was going on. When my sis-in-law just got off the phone with her mom with a potential solution. She took a paper towel and ran it under cold water and then we placed it under my upper lip and I was instructed to squeeze. Well, it worked. Yes I kn...

As I had said before that I live in a mountain town that attracts alot of tourists. I was strolling down mainstreet on my way to eat some ice cream. I was stopped by some out of towners who asked, "Are you from here?" I acknowledged that I am. They looked at me and said, "Um can you tell me why they put the river so close to the train tracks?" (They were referring to the narrow gauge scenic railroad that departs from our town and makes its way up the river). I do not remember what my ...

As I had said before that I live in a mountain town that attracts alot of tourists. I was strolling down mainstreet on my way to eat some ice cream. I was stopped by some out of towners who asked, "Are you from here?" I acknowledged that I am. They looked at me and said, "Um can you tell me why they put the river so close to the train tracks?" (They were referring to the narrow gauge scenic railroad that departs from our town and makes its way up the river). I do not remember what my ...